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So far today:

1/2 Orange (it didn't taste good so I didn't finish it)
1/4 thing of Peach Yogurt (it tasted weird, so i looked at the expiration date and it expired in December, so I chucked it)
Full thing of Vanilla Yogurt (it tasted good)
1 cup of Coffee

They are buying Pizza at work for all the suckers who actually came in today despite the awful weather. I promise not to eat too much.

There are donuts on a desk behind me. I think they want me to eat them. I won't let them win.